The New Christmas Song…

Folks, to better reflect the latest tech trends… this is a new Christmas song!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of you!

Algorithms are comin’ to town!

By Andrei Khurshudov (sort of)

***

You better watch out

You better not cry

You cannot escape 

Pervasive AI

Algorithms are comin’ to town!

 

They are making a list

And searching it twice

They’re gonna compute 

Who’s naughty or nice

Algorithms are comin’ to town!

 

     They track you when you’re sleeping

     They sense when you’re awake

     They know what you will buy and eat

     So HIDE for goodness’ sake!

 

You better watch out

You better not cry

Turn off your laptop

I’m telling you why

Algorithms are comin’ to town!

 

     They log your shopping habits

     Predict where you will go

     They read emails that you receive

     And know what you don’t know

 

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout

I’m telling you why

Algorithms are comin’ to town!

You better watch out

You better not cry

You cannot escape 

Pervasive AI

Algorithms are comin’ to town

***

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