Folks, to better reflect the latest tech trends… this is a new Christmas song!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of you!
Algorithms are comin’ to town!
By Andrei Khurshudov (sort of)
***
You better watch out
You better not cry
You cannot escape
Pervasive AI
Algorithms are comin’ to town!
They are making a list
And searching it twice
They’re gonna compute
Who’s naughty or nice
Algorithms are comin’ to town!
They track you when you’re sleeping
They sense when you’re awake
They know what you will buy and eat
So HIDE for goodness’ sake!
You better watch out
You better not cry
Turn off your laptop
I’m telling you why
Algorithms are comin’ to town!
They log your shopping habits
Predict where you will go
They read emails that you receive
And know what you don’t know
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
Algorithms are comin’ to town!
You better watch out
You better not cry
You cannot escape
Pervasive AI
Algorithms are comin’ to town
***
